DAMMIT HELLBOY STOP PEEING MY PANTS.
DAMMIT HELLBOY STOP TRYING TO MAKE MICHAEL IRONSIDE’S HEAD EXPLODE
DAMMIT HELLBOY QUIT SHOUTING “DID HE SOUND ANYTHING LIKE THAT?” AFTER THROWING PEOPLE OFF THE ROOF
DAMMIT HELLBOY STOP TRYING TO SUCK THE LIFE-FORCE OUT OF MY FRIENDS
DAMMIT HELLBOY STOP TORRENTING EPISODES OF “TALES OF THE GOLD MONKEY”
Oh I’m sorry Hellboy AM I BOTHERING YOU
For those who ask after him: My cat Hellboy is supervising the planting.
For those who ask after him: My cat Hellboy, amid the flora.
DAMMIT HELLBOY YOU ARE NOT BATMAN AND MY YARD IS NOT GOTHAM CITY
DAMMIT HELLBOY RELEASE THE KNEECAP